Reason for the season: a scenic view
I can still remember the first time I saw one. It was a few weeks ago, and I was minding my own business, watching TV, when there it was. It was horrible: There was this awful music with all these bells jingling … and a fat man in a bizarre outfit laughing with eerie self-satisfaction at nothing in particular. The whole thing lasted about 30 seconds; and then, as suddenly as it had appeared, it vanished.
SIEDLECKI TO STEP DOWN