‘Hitcher’ slays viewers
“You scream like a little bitch,” taunts a scruffy Sean Bean in “The Hitcher,” acting as if mindless slasher-flick remakes were intended to scare only patty-cake schoolgirls and the makers of “The Hills Have Eyes” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” were just trying to bore mature audiences with an already-told story, has-been (or never-again) actors and strategically placed, rapid transitions from quiet to loud.
SIEDLECKI TO STEP DOWN
