Enter the SimDream land of a Chanel-scented, glammed-up Yale
I’m totally addicted to “The Sims.” You know, that computer game where you build your own city and basically control the universe. I know what you’re thinking: “OMG!!! This guy has such control issues!” And I’m just not going to lie about it. Why else would I want to become a professor? (Insert diabolical laughter here.)
Field Hockey | In need of first Ivy win
Football | An offense tied down