Papa Joe leaves lessons, Percocet
Holy mackerel! It’s already May and before the Percocet wears off enough for my synapses to realize it, I’ll be bound to a gurney awaiting my impending lethal injection for inexcusable crimes against humanity. But, before that, I’ll be graduating from Yale College with a “degree,” which is probably the best accessory any parent could provide for his/her child in lieu of affection and physical presence.
In Colorado, Eli appointed to Senate seat
TOM WILLIAMS, NFL ASSISTANT, TO BE NAMED FOOTBALL COACH
