Mommy wants me to be a millionaire!
There is a certain pained expression of my mother’s which she reserves for migraine headaches and discussions about my future career.
However difficult I may have been as a child, I have subsequently managed to stay out of trouble. Sometimes, though, I feel like my double major in theater studies and psychology might as well be a mile-long rap sheet and a bad-ass face tat.
Eli is said to be pick for Senate seat
TOM WILLIAMS, NFL ASSISTANT, TO BE NAMED FOOTBALL COACH
