‘Woodcock’ shucks, sucks
The biggest challenge in writing a review for “Mr. Woodcock” is deciding on a headline — too many possible puns:
1. “Mr.” Thornton’s “Wood” sucks “cock”
2. “Woodcock” too hard to swallow
3. Billy Bob heads “Woodcock”
4. “Woodcock” pulls out instead of putting in
5. “Woodcock” shy of being good
6. “Woodcock”: Block it out of memory
7. Chopping “Wood” better than watching it
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