Freshmen got you down? It’s scorn time!
Q: I feel an inexplicable, overwhelming and probably unjust hatred for the freshmen. How can I learn to overcome, or at least mask, this feeling? Why should I?
A: At the beginning of this year, I attended the activities bazaar in the hopes of snagging a free tote bag and maybe enough miniature candy bars to last me through the winter. Instead, I was put on a mailing list for the juggling club and, more disturbingly, called a “little lost freshman.”
Eli is said to be pick for Senate seat
TOM WILLIAMS, NFL ASSISTANT, TO BE NAMED FOOTBALL COACH
