Video leaves us asking: To tase or not to tase?
In my experience, there are only two rules in life that always hold. The first: Whenever a woman talks about her weight, hold perfectly still without saying a word until the topic changes. The second: Whenever someone starts talking about politics, especially at Yale, do the same thing.
Violate either of those two rules, and next thing you know, you might end up on the floor begging not to be tased.