Condom e-prank alarms freshmen
Freshmen looking to get intimately acquainted with their screw dates Saturday night may have been more cautious than otherwise, as a result of an e-mail sent Saturday afternoon.
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By Anonymous (Unregistered User)
4:53pm on May 5, 2008
In all fairness, screw dates are often second dates.

Freshmen wouldn't have to worry about a thing if they didn't plan on getting "intimately acquainted with their screw dates." If you are a parent reading this and you believe your son/daughter is about to seal the deal after four hours with a blind "screw" date then more than likely you're the one being pranked. Maybe the Pundits taught kids a lesson in a way their parents and a school that used to educate ministers would not. I see no problem with this.