Weave a web of lies to cover your boring ass
Q: What do I tell people when they ask what I did over winter break if I really just sat on my ass and watched ABC Family?
A: If you told the truth, I don’t think that anyone would be particularly shocked or disappointed, because I think the only abnormal thing about your description of your vacation is that you watched ABC Family rather than the endless marathon of “America’s Next Top Model” on VH1. In that regard, you are a major freak.
In Colorado, Eli appointed to Senate seat
TOM WILLIAMS, NFL ASSISTANT, TO BE NAMED FOOTBALL COACH
