Hello! I am happy to meet YOU, new friend!
Last week I watched a guy vomit on his tray in Commons. I don’t know this dude, but he maintained eye contact with me the whole time he was barfing. What does this mean? That’s the thing with first impressions, right — you only really find out when you made a good one. I haven’t seen barf guy again, but if I do I will probably say, “Hey man. Let’s just start over.”
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Osberg sues for readmission
