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No Country for Old Men: MLB free agency 2008

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Published Wednesday, March 5, 2008
The economic downturn truly has hit us all. Just this week I saw a classified ad for a young man who cannot seem to find employment. It read: “Veteran worker, willing to be a team player, former character issues a thing of the past, .480 on base percentage last year, all-time home run king. Will work for low six figures.” Barry Bonds just can’t find a job because some bully named George Mitchell attempted to blacklist him.
#1 By A.C. (Unregistered User) 2:10pm on March 6, 2008

Hey Colin, stop stealing Chris Berman's nicknaming athletes bit.

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