We need better words to discuss our ladyparts
Always order steak on the first date.
I usually never take dating advice from my sister, who insists that boys are best wooed with cruelty and humiliation. (It weakens their sense of self and breeds dependency.) But she swears by the seductive powers of a rare T-bone. Forgoing the sea bass sends a signal: “Heya!! I’m low-maintenance, down-to-earth and may be willing to transgress other conventions of my gender. Like chastity.”
Rules yield ‘lame’ tailgate
360 State project kicks off
Neighborhood bike shop to close
Hilarious!... this made my day.