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He confuses religious affiliation or identification with actual religious conviction.

I would have expected a more nuanced position from a fellow Yalie.

Poll your fellow inmates to see how many of them committed crimes while believing in gods. That statistic alone should negate your argument. Christian ideology espouses forgiveness for armed robbery simply for the asking. Atheism offers no such easy way out.

And why should the gov't enforce Christian ideaology over Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Atheist, or Hindu ideology? Now you are asking gov't to support one religion over others. A clear no-no.

I spent one night in jail and the stress and the things I contemplated were incredible. We wish you the best of luck on getting your act together.

Turn to the religion of your choice if you must. The support and community can be used to your advantage. Just don't ask the rest of us to suffer for your flavor of epiphany.

Which Christian ideology do you refer to? Reminds me of this joke.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Too subtle, I think. you're going to lose both sides on this one. Fun to read, though!

“If life is nothing but a meaningless series of material circumstances linked by a merciless chain of cause and effect,” I thought, “I might as well go rob that Rite-Aid.”

LOL!

I'm sure that's exactly what you thought!

If you need to believe in a vengeful invisible friend to keep you in line, then by all means, pray on. Myself, I'll keep philosophical company with my fellow humanists, including:

Albert Einstein, scientist

Gene Roddenberry, producer/Star Trek creator

Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President/founding father

Carl Sagan, scientist/author

Leonardo Da Vinci, artist/inventor

Mark Twain, author

Dave Barry, humorist

Clara Barton, Red Cross founder

Angelina Jolie, actress/humanitarian

Isaac Asimov, author

Margaret Sanger, Planned Parenthood founder

Confucius, philosopher

Marlon Brando, actor

Jonas Salk, physician/inventor of polio vaccine

Ted Turner, broadcaster

Gloria Steinem, feminist activist

Kurt Vonnegut, author

Philip Adams, author/filmmaker

Margaret Atwood, author/literary freedom activist

Béla Bartók, composer

Luther Burbank, scientist

Brock Chisholm, physician/World Health Org. Director

Francis Crick, scientist

John Dewey, philosopher/educator

Frederick Douglas, liberator

Albert Ellis, psychologist

Epicurus, philosopher

Philip José Farmer, author

Betty Friedan, feminist activist

Erich Fromm, psychologist

R. Buckminster Fuller, futurist/inventor

John K. Galbraith, economist

Emma Goldman, author/revolutionary

Stephen J. Gould, scientist/author

Julian Huxley, philosopher/biologist/UNESCO Director

Robert G. Ingersoll, author

Margaret Kuhn, Grey Panthers founder

Richard Leakey, anthropologist

Abraham Maslow, psychologist

John Boyd Orr, Food & Agriculture Org. first Director

Linus Pauling, scientist

A. Philip Randolf, human rights activist/union leader

Carl Rogers, psychologist

M.N. Roy, political thinker/Radical Humanism founder

Bertrand Russell, mathematician/philosopher

Andrei Sakharov, scientist/human rights activist

Michael Servetus, theologian/physician

Barbara Smoker, author/freethought activist

James Thurber, humorist

Harriet Tubman, educator

James Watson, scientist

Faye Wattleton, Planned Parenthood Director

Walt Whitman, poet

E.O. Wilson, biologist

Frank Lloyd Wright, architect

ETC...

It's nice to tell people what to do and what not to do to try and prevent them from getting into situations he/she might regret. I'm all for the education but ultimately it's the individual's choice whether or not they are going to do something. Religion, however, cannot be the only factor as to whether or not someone will commit a crime. Look at sex abuse scandals in the Catholic church, look at the Reverend who went to strip clubs. Look at "family values" senators *cough*Vitter*cough* who preaches family values yet cheats on his wife while diaper-roleplaying with prostitutes.

The author's goal is well-meaning, but religion itself cannot be the whole answer.

wait...was this satire...

It's a shame! Mr. Zink would have had such a bright future were it not for the shameless heresy present on the Yale campus. The blasphemy and immorality conducted behind these gates is enough to lead even the most religious of men into a very dark path.

I myself, in an orgy of sin, decided to break the law because the godlessness had led me to view the world as a nihilistic waste of time.

LP, that was my take on it too; satire, if a little on the lame side.

I think the author needs to consider the following powerful argument against the exitence of an all-powerful, loving God:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

Mr Zink has been released from New Haven Correctional Center on secured bail of 11.3 gold oz. God help us.

To the Members of the Yale Community:

Consistent with federal reporting requirements and in order to increase awareness of personal safety, I write to let you know that today at approximately 8:07am, 8:36am, and 11:44am on April 4, several Yale students were the victims of property vandalism.

The vandals destroyed the victims' satire detectors.

Also, at approximately 2:56am on April 5, several Yale students were the victims of a Rickrolling incident.

I find it amusing that everyone who's missed the satire thus far has been an angry atheist.

/theist

(Also, Chief Perotti, I don't think Zinktard missed the satire - his point was that someone who actually subscribes to Christian principles [ie: thou shalt not steal] would not commit crimes. It is the ideology, not the identification, that discourages crime)

I'm so tired of these satiric articles. They aren't any good, they aren't clever, they are just confusing. I don't know what the author is getting at, if they are serious or not. Seems like every journalist and their mom has written satire lately. It's most effective when used sparingly.