Spring’s caffeinated aphrodisiac
Can you feel that vague sense of euphoria welling up in the pit of your stomach, reaching up to your eyeballs? Do you know why its there, or what it’s trying to tell you?
I believe it’s saying: spring is here, be prosperous, multiply!
To that end, I know of no better aphrodisiac on a sunny afternoon like today than a strong double espresso straight out of the hot machine. I should know — I just drank one.
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