See ‘Pirates of Penzance’ and then you will piss your pants
Sex-deprived women passionately stuffing men’s heads between their breasts is the first indication that a show is about to turn into a prepubescent boy’s ultimate fantasy. Add a raucous birthday party teeming with drunken pirates and the protagonist’s shameless superficiality and objectification of women (while still coming out the hero!), and it’s official: “The Pirates of Penzance” could very well have been dreamt up by an eighth grader.
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