Leave the teens to their eyeliner and angst
“I WANT TO WATCH SOME PORN!” declared Kathryn Olivarius, Women’s Center board member and porn virgin.
“Google it,” I said.
“Google what?” she replied.
“Porn,” I told her.
Kathryn giddily selected “18 year old French-Canadian slut.” “This is ridiculous,” she laughed. Thirty seconds later she stopped the clip. “I’m not old enough for this,” she whimpered.
Kathryn Olivarius had witnessed her first creampie.
#2
By (Anonymous)
2:27pm on April 25, 2008
I agree with you! Whoever takes Miley that seriously doesn't realize Britney Spears was once that same way... What about other actresses and singers who are probably better examples for teenage women? Amanda Bynes is just one name that comes to mind...
#3
By (Anonymous)
5:04pm on April 25, 2008
This is what you get when you create rules.
#4
By (Anonymous)
6:10pm on April 25, 2008
isn't amanda bynes like 30 by now?
#5
By (Anonymous)
4:42pm on April 26, 2008
What's a creampie? I would google it, but I'M SCARED.
#6
By Kathryn O
4:11pm on May 10, 2008
YOU ARE?!?!?
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It does sound as though Ms Olivarius was asking for it.