Logo Slogan
When Logo Slogan wakes up in the morning, he thinks the same first thought each time, which is not, contrary to popular belief, that he hates his name. He is, however, tired of explaining how he came by it and refuses to say any more than that yes, it is his own given name, and no, it is not a joke.
His first thought is only and always of breakfast--cereal, more specifically. The brand makes no difference to him, he enjoys them all kinds equally, and he considers the soggy American delicacy his primary motication for getting out of bed. Someone (a rather important someone) told him...
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