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Updated: Saturday, November 21, 2009 4:25 p.m.

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The Affairs

Published Monday, February 23, 2009

Gustav and Leon met at Falafel King. Gustav was a closet smoker, Leon a nude model. They came to tolerate these alter egos, each secretly embarrassed by the other’s debauchery. They’d discovered, in line, that besides sharing a taste for baba ganoush, they both held the opinion that everyone at Jaundice College was a Marxist. Had they been gay, their lives would have been set, for they were truly perfect for one another. Gustav led seminars on Neorealist Cinema and biked; Leon lectured on Russian Literature and chased women.

Their conversations went something like this:

I...

#1 By lanfall@copper.net 1:30p.m. on April 15, 2009

Be it Proteus unbounded, protean, or Shavian yore words are hitting home, a wee bit facete, but not dead on.

After all, Art imitates Art.

Does Leon revisit a _________________ (Hollywood) borne out of horror, instead of flirting with revolving doors of his quasimodo 'Midnight Express' interlude???

-No Professor Aldous, Daisy gleefully avoided flirting with TOTAL deconstructionist tendencies...

From an area of southern swamplan,

Thank you.

#2 By (Anonymous) 2:06p.m. on April 25, 2009

wow.

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