Aries "Some say love, it is a river --" but if you haven't even stepped in a puddle or two, it's your own damn fault. Spring is the time to find some and find it fast. Dig your personality up from wherever you left it last time it was over 30 degrees...

Aries The stars offer mixed advice for you in the New Year: now is the time for you to get busy -- as in first thing this morning -- but not too busy. Moving forward too soon is the same as moving backward. Don't disappoint any celestial bodies this...

The stars consulted astroabby.com for some of this month's horoscopes. Aries Physical activity is good for Fire Signs, supposedly facilitating awareness and understanding. So watch the baseball game from the treadmill in the gym, because you need to...

This month's horoscopes found astrological tutelage in the universe of the Internet. I expanded on them. A little. http://www.horoscopes.astrology.com "Popularity never hurt anyone in your position." Probably because you were -- and most likely still...

Aries You tend to attract others and choose your loves by sight and their mental qualities. At Yale, these two qualities are often found best when intoxicated. But while you please and stimulate, you never satisfy. Could it be the whiskey? You'll...

By Olivia Ciacci Our resident Miss Cleo Aries Whoa there, cowboy, don't lose your grip on that saddle-of-sanity just yet -- you've got a whole new year to wear it thin. Speaking of saddles, you probably won't be doing much sober riding this time...

Aries ~ March 21 through April 20 Aries, associated with the Fire element, is assertive, extroverted, and spontaneous. Try not to be spontaneously over-assertive this month, because it's the second round of midterms and nobody wants to deal with a...