How to survive the stars this April
Aries
"Some say love, it is a river --" but if you haven't even stepped in a puddle or two, it's your own damn fault. Spring is the time to find some and find it fast. Dig your personality up from wherever you left it last time it was over 30 degrees and make some new friends.
Taurus
The bull is considered a fertility symbol, so be careful with the lovin' this springtime. No need to come back from spring break with more than a tan. If you're not looking for love but have a very fertile mind, for Pete's sake, stay in the library -- it's a battlefield out...
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