Editor's Note

I would like to clarify several parts of Monday's issue. The News' View did not represent a majority opinion of the managing board, and the advice attributed to various editors was fake. The entire issue was an annual joke, intended only to amuse our readers and ourselves. In our attempt at humor, I know that we confused and offended some people. To them, I apologize.

-- Chris Michel, Editor in Chief, Managing Board of 2003