Borough burglar has Real Ultimate Power
News flash: Real Ultimate Power has been unleashed on Staten Island. Yes, the Forgotten Borough has been terrorized by a stealthy burglar dressed like a ninja.
I first heard about this last week. A Yale colleague told me that her parents were awakened by police helicopters with spotlights searching for a ninja who had just robbed the house next door. As a columnist, I will confess: Things like this don’t happen nearly as often as I would like.
I had to learn more. A ninja? In Staten Island?
Quite so. It seems the ninja first appeared over summer, hitting several...
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