Harvard: Still not getting any action
Listen, Harvard, we need to talk. Again.
Our hunch is you’re playing hard to get. Yes, we might have left you last year for our Jersey fling. But this time, it’s all you.
Fine. While you’re playing hard to get until Jan. 1, we’ll score all the action — early. If you’re lucky, after you’ve spent enough time playing solitaire with Henry Longfellow, tucked away in your Harvard Yard bunks, you’ll get a taste of our sloppy seconds.
Worried, you are, hmm? Maybe just a little?
Then again, after that recent brush with scabies, no one wants to touch you anyway; so...
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