No dutchies for the dutchess
My dear fellow smokers, I thought all was lost. First came SCHIP legislation and subsequently higher taxes on tobacco products. Next came the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act, which instituted an utter ban on most flavored cigarettes. Just this week, the New York City Council approved a ban that included flavored cigars as well in a 46–1 vote.
(How can one smoke one’s blunts? Grape Dutchy anyone?)
Even our fellow smoker Barack Obama turned his back on us. It appeared as though we were standing abandoned at Thermopylae, left alone to fight off the Xerxes of...
