‘Woodcock’ shucks, sucks
The biggest challenge in writing a review for “Mr. Woodcock” is deciding on a headline — too many possible puns:
1. “Mr.” Thornton’s “Wood” sucks “cock”
2. “Woodcock” too hard to swallow
3. Billy Bob heads “Woodcock”
4. “Woodcock” pulls out instead of putting in
5. “Woodcock” shy of being good
6. “Woodcock”: Block it out of memory
7. Chopping “Wood” better than watching it
8. “Woodcock” not about birds
9. “Woodcock” would be funny, but it’s not
10. “Woodcock” in need of Viagra
…The list goes endlessly...
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