Blockbusters à la carte
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: June 24
Ingredients: Sweet robot cars, a militaristic agenda, Megan Fox’s boobs
Recipe: With such a painful screenplay to accompany unbelievable special effects, the “Transformers” sequel will surely continue to do the cinematic equivalent of serving Grey Goose vodka in Moe’s Free Cups. The whole cast and crew returns (thank God) as the Decepticons fly/propel/Segway to Earth to imprison Shia LaBeouf after he learns a dangerous secret. The secret apparently does not relate to avoiding drunken, hand-breaking car crashes. (Shia’s injury is...
