Yale Daily News

Updated: Sunday, November 22, 2009 11:46 a.m.

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Srsly w4std, u?

Published Friday, November 21, 2008

Saturday, Nov. 22. Since the beginning of the year, most Yalies have marked their Moleskines with clever ways to wreak havoc on those dirty Cantabs on this glorious day. Given that I’ve always, Bulldog that I am, seen urination as a highway to possession, my concept of pwning Harvard is simply peeing on anything and everything Crimson. Yet the driving force of the Zach Fuhrer super-soak fest has been pulled out from under me. Alcohol. The same item that gives us the confidence to lick a girl’s face mid-grind relentlessly makes our bladders as weak as a Harvard mixer.

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#1 By harvardbro123 1:21a.m. on November 22, 2008

yo your article is incredibly false and non-true. harvard has sick parties daily, word up dont you know that? for real i went to the game 2 years ago and it was so awesome cuz it's at harvard, son. we do big time here, i don't need your salvia i get down straight sober with mad biddies on my d and we roll on 24s and drop it like its hot..you suck! lolz

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