D. Boone takes Viagra
I lingered in New Haven as Thanksgiving break began; I did not go to Cambridge for The Game. It was freezing here, as I’ve heard it was at Harvard. Lit up, Harkness Tower looked like a giant inverse icicle.
I thought I might get work done, but instead I fell into a familiar pattern of worrying, staring at Word documents, and walking around. Evenings I socialized. Then I got so bored, anxious and sad that one night, alone in my room, I took Viagra just to see what it was like.
I can’t tell you how I got it, since doing so would violate the privacy of someone I’d rather...
D. Boone Dickens, you are a pioneer ! A warrior with turgid blade ! A torchbearer with turgid lantern ! A martyr of hedonism !!!!!!!