Beards less than world class
The Yankees don’t have a lot of hair. The official policy, since the dawn of the Steinbrenner era, has been that only neatly trimmed mustaches are permitted. And while this is not the only reason for my conversion to Yankees super-fandom in the past few months, I’m not counting it out as a factor.
These last few months have seen the onset of autumn and with it an onslaught of poor facial hair decisions, and I won’t stand for it. By which I mean I have absolutely no control over it, except in the decision I apparently made a while back to exclusively befriend boys with faces that grow...
So not cool man...