Beards less than world class
"So what I want to know is this. How often do all these hairy-faced men wash their faces? Is it only once a week, like us, on Sunday nights? And do they shampoo it? Do they use a hairdryer? Do they rub hair-tonic in to stop their faces from going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faces cut and trimmed or do they do it themselves in front of the bathroom mirror with nail-scissors? I don’t know. But next time you see a man with a hairy face (which will probably be soon as you step out on to the street) maybe you will look at him more closely and start wondering...
Well, I trim mine every thee days with a set of beard scissors, and weekly with a beard trimmer. I use the same shampoo and conditioner on my beard that i use for my head. I have never received a complaint! Now this might be because I have a well trimmed full beard, not a patchy indie boy beard. Although, everyone does think I am in a band...
So not cool man...