Psycho texters 'mobilize' for sex
If you were in danger for your life, would you really text message for help?
The British are obsessed with texting -- probably to hide their embarrassingly queenie voices. Really now, English accents are sooo pre-Revolutionary War.
But texting for help? You have to press the "1" key like seventeen times to get a dash, how much danger can there really be? Then again, why haven't you returned my calls to let me know that you're still alive? You're too attractive to go missing.
There are only two options: you're either crazy, or you're dead.
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