Facebook.com: helping homos stalk homos since February 2004
What in God’s name did gay people do before the Facebook?
It was the Homosexual Stone Age. We had to club boys over the head, drag them back to our caves and then try to seduce them with our strong-browed, if occasionally effeminate, homosexual wiles. One out of every four (maybe more) days, our troglodyte belligerence would yield success, and our prey would actually turn out to be queer just like us folk. No wonder the Christian Right thinks we’re a corrupting influence. What choice did we have?
And on the eighth day, Al Gore invented the Internet, enabling God’s blue,...
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