Your parents and sex: a one-time-only combination
My mother reads my sex columns.
Shocker #1: Your son doesn’t like girls (come on, not that much of a shocker).
Shocker #2: He’s started dating boys (logical next step).
Shocker #3: He writes detailed accounts of those dates (among other things) and publishes them in a biweekly newspaper column. (Oh. Dear. God.)
“So … I guess you’ve given up that whole running for president thing, huh?”
Actually, I’m determined to be the first gay … in fact … the first sexually liberated king (okay, queen) of the United States.
My mom sends me a little...
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