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Positioning yourself in a world of Eli stereotypes

Published Friday, October 20, 2006

Apparently straight people think gay people are narrow, or at least uninspired.

It’s a rather strange misconception because, in all areas but one, breeders definitely think that we’re a rowdy bunch.

The heterosexual image of the typical homosexual: We all dress in form-fitting jeans that were probably designed for women, and we smoke everything that can be smoked, provided we can smoke it in the shape of a phallus — cigarettes, cigars, joints, pipes, bananas ... well, bananas are just for practice because they aren’t really worth the calories.

We snort angel dust...

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