Mr. Fishburne, I’m not taking the red pill!
Laurence Fishburne gazes benevolently at Keanu Reeves through last season’s bug-eyed alien sunglasses. He smiles and speaks in that silky, seductive, come-hither timbre:
“Take the blue pill, and you make a conscious choice to live as you live, knowing the choice was yours and you accepted the burden. Take the red pill, and you go to sleep; none of the heartache ever happened. When you wake up, you’ll be straight.”
Whoa there. This shit just got serious.
Every one of us has been asked this question (usually by our mothers about five minutes after we come out): If you...
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