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The real problem with gay marriage? Weddings.

Out And Undressed
Published Friday, February 23, 2007

Let’s talk about gay marriage. It’s a doozie, I know, but bear with me.

I don’t really care what the politicians think — be they Republican or Democrat — mostly because they’re all straight. And of their opinion on this matter, frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. I value much higher the opinion of seasoned single homosexuals.

One of my favorite 60-year-old queens — one with a wicked wit — loathes the idea. He thinks the modern march for gay marriage is the demon brainchild of Condoleezza Rice, or someone else just as powerful, Republican and closeted.

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