Picking a track to follow post-grad
At the tender age of nothing, I was born.
I do not remember doing it, but I imagine it was exciting for the people who were waiting for me. I had big googly baby eyes and I smiled and giggled and moved my chubby fingers around to amuse people.
And now, at the semi-tender age of 21, I will graduate. I will move into an apartment and I will wiggle my chubby fingers around and very few people will laugh, but I will feel confident because I have a Yale education.
Sometimes I feel a close connection to Dustin Hoffman. Whenever I’m standing next to a pool, I have a really...
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