Betrayal, promiscuous sex and voyeurism at ‘Meerkat Manor’
My fellow meerlovers, we have been betrayed.
I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about: Last week, after sleeping with Houdini, Flower abandoned her children in the desert with her pregnant sister Rocket Dog. Rocket Dog, her belly and her heart heavy with the bittersweet anxiety of motherhood, cracked under the strain and, after her first nephew was killed by a raptor, left her other nephew to die in the sand alone, mewing out his last yips to the cruel, uncaring air.
But fear not! The members of Monica’s Meerkat Manor Mania will not sit idly by as our...
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