Welcome to Yale, land of virgin roommates, Asian adventures
To the Members of the Class of 2012,
Congratulations on beginning your freshman year! On behalf of all members of our esteemed, tight-knit community, I would like to extend a warm, grass-fed welcome to you and your parents during your first week as an Eli! This moment is undoubtedly proud for you and, as such, I’d like you to take a small step back and appreciate the amount of dedication and perseverance you have exhibited in order to not get in to Harvard! It was sufficient, but not great. We are all immensely satisfied with your presence here, but then again, we’re not Harvard,...
"virgin room mates"
Don't you have any respect for people's privacy ?
i know you are trying to be funny.. but come on. this is a terrible column.
If you are going to give any advice, make it good advice.
Also, what's up with your inferiority complex with Harvard?
This is hilarious. 2 and 3, please transfer.
huh?