Bite me, dentist
I’ve made a list of a lot of great topics I want to address in an article: war in the Middle East, the shoddy state of our government, the shoddy state of my own love life, the legitimacy of Vitamin Water’s claims, the awkwardness behind my dad’s e-mails to my sister about her choice of clothing, the total inaccuracy of her reply that my clothing is more heinous than hers and — most of all — the weirdness of my grandfather chiming in that my haircut sucks.
These would all make great articles. But, unfortunately, I am unable to write them for you this week because I cannot stop...
You should try Floss Picks. They make flossing so easy. I use Dentek Triple clean floss picks for my front teeth and the Easy Angle ones for my back teeth. They really are a god send.