Suit up, it’s pirate-nun time
Friends! October is the month for costumes! Last semester I wrote a column about how springtime made me gayer, but what I really meant is that all the seasons make me gayer, each in their own special way. Each year I will get more and more fabulous until, on the eve of my 30th birthday, I will explode in a cloud of glitter flames.
I mention glitter flames specifically because last year on Halloween I bought a $4 dollar Blaze Witch! costume from Walgreen’s. It included numerous glitter flames, a hunk of plastic called a Blaze Wand!, and tiger pattern imprints around the bosom area....
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