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Gordon: Thou shalt girlgasm

Published Friday, April 10, 2009

Every bro has a story, says BroBible.com. And like the stories of public bathrooms and fallen Disney starlets, they are often tragic, repulsive and frightening parables of contemporary society.

BroBible posts include the secret joys of watching girls with good bodies binge eat, advice on how to guesstimate your girl’s “sex number” (add one if she wears giant hoop earrings, subtract one if she owns her own horse, etc.), invectives to “Facebook that Ho, Bro!” and news in tech, sports and music that are relevant to the bro community.

I must pay due respect to BroBible’s...

#1 By JHF 3:24a.m. on April 17, 2009

A. Is this article an elaborate Stunt to get a boyfriend ?

B. Why do you write articles like this every now and then ?

C. Did you ever think the voice of those who retain some measure of morality are actually repulsed by such sexually charged articles ?

d. What does this have to do with a college news paper ? Do you think it reflects well on the school ?

Unrelated: What do you think about the state sovreignty movements and the rise of militias ? Could it be related to America's moral meltdown ? ie disgusted people just looking to get away from it all in Idaho ?

http://reasonradionetwork.com/?p=2312

#2 By student 3:51p.m. on April 27, 2009

This is absolutely hilarious and well-written. And I'm sure there are some nice moral people in Idaho who would agree.

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