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My editors wrote this horrible headline

Published Friday, January 12, 2001

I have beef, my friends. And I am not referring to my Texan penchant for consuming animal carcasses. I have beef with those tyrants known as "editors," whose job description includes turning my column into the 1.0 version of its original form. Or, as I like to call it, ca-ca.

Of course I am speaking of a few weeks ago, when these people changed my article so much that (as a tactful friend put it at the time) "my eyes are bleeding."

First they massacred my headline, changing the original title "Chicken Soup for the Lazy-Ass Soul" to "Embrace Mediocrity."

Yes, why...

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