I may not exercise, but I always use a razor
We've been down this road before, my friends. It was last year before spring break, when preparations involved getting a bikini waxing from a woman who claimed to be from a country that I'm pretty sure she made up. The language barrier was real enough, and resulted in her mistakenly thinking I wanted her to remove the "full court" instead of the, well, sidelines. Hence the name of last year's column, "Vacationing with the Bald and the Beautiful."
This year, for my trip back to Cancun, I had decided to make no spring break preparations -- I'd learned my lesson. This decision,...
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