Excerpts from the vacation of Noelle Hancock
Noelle Hancock's Diary:
Friday, 7:35 p.m. (on the plane):
Ahhh, spring break. That great bastion of debauchery when one realizes that alcohol was invented for ugly men, the skin color God gave you was merely a suggestion, and a mother's parting words (well, my mother's anyway) are, "Noelle, please do not bare your chest on television."
10:55 p.m. (later that night):
My friends and I have arrived in Acapulco armed with about 12 disposable cameras among us to document our (mis)deeds, figuring that -- if everything goes according to plan -- we...
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