Words of wisdom for the Class of '05
To the Members of the Class of (good God I'm getting old) 2005:
Realize that we all know that you're freshmen. Not because of anything you say or do, but because the rest of us are 30 pounds fatter than you.
(Although, wearing your ID around your neck helps, too.)
Know that every Parents' Weekend, the university transforms into a country club. Baked scrod and sloppy soy sandwiches go the way of Crystal Pepsi and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Suddenly there are tablecloths and fresh flowers everywhere, causing your parents to give you...
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