Just tell me your son got my job
Many of you have made inquiries regarding my post-graduation plans. Perhaps this is for stalking purposes. Understandable. Or perhaps you're curious as to who'd actually offer me employment, so you'll know which publications to steer clear of in the future. Again, understandable. Well, I'll tell you: I have no friggin' idea. (That sound you hear is my parents changing the locks.) But I can tell you what I WON'T be doing next year, and that is attending Columbia Journalism School. I know this because they told me so.
Welcome to April. For us seniors, it's drop 'em, bend over, and...
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