This is my last column. Ever. :-(
My very last column. Ever. :-(
I've published numerous columns over the years. There were the "50 Most Annoying Things" columns (Number 51. When a celebrity marries a "normal" person and it's not you.) There were the columns in which I told people what to do and pretended that they listen to me (A cappella singers: No matter what Shakespeare says, the world is not your stage. Unless there is a spotlight on you at that exact moment, you are not allowed to randomly burst into song.) There were columns in which I discussed the things I don't understand. (How is Au Bon Pain...
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