Aries "Some say love, it is a river --" but if you haven't even stepped in a puddle or two, it's your own damn fault. Spring is the time to find some and find it fast. Dig your personality up from wherever you left it last time it was over 30 degrees and make some new friends. Taurus The bull is considered a fertility symbol, so be...
Aries The stars offer mixed advice for you in the New Year: now is the time for you to get busy -- as in first thing this morning -- but not too busy. Moving forward too soon is the same as moving backward. Don't disappoint any celestial bodies this year: take your time and do it right. Taurus The stars have heard you moaning and...
Online horoscopes quoted from: http://horoscopes.astrology.com/dailyscorpio.html Aries You may have been stuck in a rut lately. In which case it's time to try something new, because it's so easy to break out of one sphere at Yale and enmesh yourself in another incestuous pit of writhing snakes. But don't be discouraged, you are The...
The stars consulted astroabby.com for some of this month's horoscopes. Aries Physical activity is good for Fire Signs, supposedly facilitating awareness and understanding. So watch the baseball game from the treadmill in the gym, because you need to be aware of what that couch is doing to your midterm-weary body.ÊAnd how are you going to get any...
This month's horoscopes found astrological tutelage in the universe of the Internet. I expanded on them. A little. http://www.horoscopes.astrology.com "Popularity never hurt anyone in your position." Probably because you were -- and most likely still are -- a huge dork and are just realizing that people can enjoy your company despite your defects. Didn't you...
Aries The stars can see that the April snowstorms depressed you, but that doesn't mean you have to go see 'Bend It Like Beckham' every night to shock yourself out of your bad mood. In fact, it's probably contributing to that nervous twitch you've developed. Try skipping class and sleeping all day. It works much better. Taurus Just...
Aries You tend to attract others and choose your loves by sight and their mental qualities. At Yale, these two qualities are often found best when intoxicated. But while you please and stimulate, you never satisfy. Could it be the whiskey? You'll be lucky if you can even get started. Fickle, your primary interest is conquest. Think Abraham Lincoln...
By Olivia Ciacci Our resident Miss Cleo Aries Whoa there, cowboy, don't lose your grip on that saddle-of-sanity just yet -- you've got a whole new year to wear it thin. Speaking of saddles, you probably won't be doing much sober riding this time of the year. A little stumble in your swagger might make everyone else look just a wee bit...
Horoscopes for the Month of December: Chill Yet Not Aries ~ March 21 through April 20 You're all impulsive and out of control. What's with that? You think you're all bad 'cause you downloaded the "8 Mile" soundtrack? You probably traded sweatshirts with some loser at Harvard, who rooms with your old high school rival who you now pretend to be...
Aries ~ March 21 through April 20 Aries, associated with the Fire element, is assertive, extroverted, and spontaneous. Try not to be spontaneously over-assertive this month, because it's the second round of midterms and nobody wants to deal with a pain in the ass. Channel your energy into your studies. Thanks. Taurus ~ April 21 through May...
