Brooks Eubank
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Senior Columnist: Brooks Eubank
Since I will regrettably not be writing my own "Letters From Cambridge" column next year, this will be my last piece for most of y'all. I don't really have any goodbyes, but boy, have I accumulated some taglines. Brooks Eubank, a senior in Calhoun...
The Eubank guide to student whining
So you are a Yalie reading the Yale Daily News Opinion-Editorial page and, a priori, you wish to whine. But without the proper guidance you are in serious danger of making a relevant, cogent or meaningful point. Don't let this happen to you.
The time for man-magic rock union tolerance has now arrived
America prides itself on its inclusiveness, or so I've been told. Fancying themselves inclusive and tolerant gives Americans a warm, fuzzy feeling inside -- and without the use of chemicals to boot. Yet there remains a gaping hole in our touchy-feely...
Closet conservatives don't protest, they get rich
Warning: This column may not be suitable for frothing-at-the-mouth lefties, and they should feel free and encouraged to stop reading now, put down the Yale Daily News and resume use of the bong. They are lurking all around us, around every corner and...
Distortion unnecessary in abortion
Distortion, evading the question and just plain stupidity are often very good ways out of a debate. If you are -- or pretend to be -- too dim to see the heart of what the opposition is saying, you may easily gloss over this to present a compromise or...